To Gabe Newell, eyes and ears are just “meat

January 25, 2021, 1:57 pm
To Gabe Newell, eyes and ears are just “meat
To Gabe Newell, eyes and ears are just meat peripherals, and hes working towards brain-computer interfaces for gaming which will make reality seem bland in comparison. Extended interview with the Valve founder is up now.

How do you NOT ask for an update on Half-Life 3 or some story continuation?!?

Just give us 64-bit Portal 2 so we can play it on the current Mac OS. We dont need another trapped in virtual reality incident

The thing is those meat peripherals are hardwired to be responsive to our nervous system commands, while raw brain impulses are a hell of a lot harder to use as a precise control mechanism. It`s like, why not just use the things that are hardwired for fine motor control.

Sick, can`t wait to play The Talos Principle in BCI 80 years from now

Gabe Newell is now The Architect

Hyped to be controlled by a headcrab

That`s cool. Where`s Half Life 3?

The dude abides

ugh, Gabe, give us HL3 or put some shoes on. ;-)

Dave Newell is a doppelgnger, quite remarkable. Gave me such a shock when I saw this today...... my friend died on Saturday. I nearly fell out my chair!!!

Once you`re plugged into a BCI how can you even tell if you`ve been plugged out?

The reality already seems bland in comparison...

Can he create a reality in which Half Life 3 exists please?

Ok, get ready player one

Next Half-Life gonna be brain game

I`m gonna need a hike in the woods just to clear this sad nonsense from my mind now

Feetposting nobody asked for

Bow down to Lord Gaben, our hero and master.

Very exciting. Also love Gabe dismissively referring to evolution as a `low-cost bidder`. Fun Jurassic Park vibes.

Gabe Newell to Steam customers: How many piss jars does he have?

Gabe please read Ready Player Two by Ernest Cline before making a device that connects to your brain

So excited. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Certification issue means that an alpha or beta build of the vertigo headstrap already exists, this is a huge statement.

Everyone`s talking about how "SAO" warns us about the dangers of VR, which I agree. But honestly, reality has disappointed me numerous times that screw it. Give me that tech, please!

ah yes, this is terrifying

Those are some low poly toes

Would the hardware be attached to our brains like how the combine did to humans in HL2?

The truth is, we created the Matrix ourselves.

wait doesnt sao take place in a few years Oh no

Meat Peripherals is the name of my Kraftwerk tribute band

Gabe Newell looks like the leader of a creepy sex cult

What could go wrong?

>didn`t wear shoes or even socks for a filmed interview Gaben has ascended

Gabe is making SAO and I`m here for the entire process big man

YOOOO WE GETTING THE OASIS FROM READY PLAYER 1 Presumably the only person who warmed to brother Cavill.

Woah, Valve actually doing things?

Bet every unit will come with a copy of Half Life 3. That should help move units :P

Wed rather have Half-Life 3.

haha imagine hacking someone head

Is he in NZ right now?

Gabe Newell looks like he has to finish writing Game of Thrones first.

When did Gabe start bowling with Walter and drinking white Russians?

I think we`re a lifetime away from that happening but it`s absolutely 100% possible.

He should put some shoes on his other meat peripherals.

Gabe onlyfans when

VR isn`t even a mainstream thing yet and he is already trying to promote something ever more unaffordable

Cyberware

Finally I`ll be able to play Striking Vipers with my homie.

I`m looking forward to playing his new game... sword art online?

pipe that sponsored content right in there we`re never getting portal 3

Cant wait to get brain-hacked and have my cringe memories stolen from me.

If I were to trust anyone to putting computers in our brains Im trusting gabe Newell

Yeah, because this won`t be used to beam McDonald`s advertising straight into our subconscious minds by corporations who`d want to get their hands on it for more than just gaming.

Awesome but this will prob increase neck beard numbers by like alot

Half.....life......3

We need to talk about his 13 toed foot.

Isnt this the virtual reality system Ralph Fiennes peddles in Strange Days?

This dude ages 20 years every time he doesn`t make a video game.

Where is he shoe

he should focus on putting socks on first

I`ve got a "meat peripheral" for ya.

Can entrepreneur recluses who move here to reconnect with nature please reconnect with wearing shoes

no thanks, i`ll stick with a controller

Bold words from the guy behind the Steam Controller.

Nah man there`s gotta be a stopping point with bs like this, that`s taking it too far.

One step closer Gabe pls I dont want to spend $8k to play video games

God, I dunno about this. I know Gabe talks about how people aren`t "forced" to do this, but even if it isn`t I who is having my emotions being toyed with, the fact other people are is terrifying. I don`t trust tech companies to use this technology responsibly.

Im all brains, baby! Give it to me

"make the player feel the pain"? so now you can even be emo in a videogame?

does this mean gabe is now on wikifeet?

Guys, please keep your penises attached until product is proven to work. Sincerely, future you.

It launches in about 2 years... I`d skip the pre-order if I were you I mean if it doesn`t fry my brain and/or leave me with a strong urge to buy CS:GO crate keys then I`m down.

I`m gonna need this guy to put some wool peripherals on his lower meat peripherals immediately

Barefoot, bearded, knife expert talking about interfacing with a computer using your brain? Uh... sure... maybe someone take the knives away from him.

BCI headset? Can we control drones with it? Did predict the future?

put some shoes on and put a damn knife in my case gaben!

will his brain-computer be in beta for 8 years?

Uhhh go watch Sword Art Online at least through the first episode and youll know this is cool but yikes the potential of BAD that could come....

He`s been watching too much Accel World, trying to make it a reality.

Oh no my secret feet fetish Allowed me to hook myself into the world of Blue Protocol, PSO2, FFXIV or Granblue Fantasy ReLink and consider me sold!

Your whole body is a meat peripheral when you think about it

Sword art online?

Oh hes just Jeff Bridges character from Tron now.

Oh goodie, direct brain communication for our robot overlords to fully enslave the human race with... Good job, Gabe!

First to the egg!

Cant wait to spend 3000 dollars to play half life 3

Why him got he feet out?

So brain dance?

Why is it, whenever the big brains of the video game industry are asked, they start talking about technology that can potentially enslave your mind? If a Bond Villain started spouting this nonsense it would end with Bond killing him in the ruins of his volcano doom fortress.

He`s going to make this thing for video games, and then Musk, Bezos, and Zuck are going to use it to enslave people. He`s a very strange man.

gabes back on the acid again

Why is his foot bigger than my head

bro gaben is making sword art online

 
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