this terrible, hypothetical Android phone created by Apple to

June 15, 2021, 11:53 am
this terrible, hypothetical Android phone created by Apple to
this terrible, hypothetical Android phone created by Apple to show Facetime deserves its own deep lore. Can we start by giving it a name?

The empty space above the notifications gives me pain

Bro I think Apple as a company are not serious

It`s the new OneMinus 8Z with GPRS, WAP and Facetime.

I have a feeling its going to have a lot of glitches at first. Apple software is not made to be used on an android device. Also, most of the features that FaceTime have to offer will not be available due to FaceTime running on a web browser. Thoughts?

Looks like the Galaxy flip or fold the vertical one a bit first gen ngl

The Passion Fruit "Typical" Fone

. Terribly Ancient Design!

Wait, thats not a real android phone? I thought it was a Pixel.

What happened to the android market with that 2 second mention in an apple event. You should better watch Samsung adds about apple. Then talk about this!

For a company so focused on security they sure are insecure

Apple iPhone (yes stands for android)

Why does it has full battery? Apple takes a loss here.@MKBHD

Bezel X because Christ they couldnt add more bezel if they tried.

Passionfruit pro max by Obviously it`s an apple android phone "iDroid"

They use the average and most popular Android smartphone facade. And it needs to be in browser.

Wait where is the power button

the 09:41 is still kept in position lmao

Google did the same.

This is a 2021 GenericPhone LawsuitAvoiding, here depicted in its glorious Non-Descript Silver configuration.

Theres a big bezel so why the heck is waterdrop small camera.Cant apple hide it in bezels ?

This types of phones only exist on AliExpress and They could`ve just used a Pixel 3 XL and call it day. At least battery is full and not connected to charger like an iphone

Reminds me of Essential phones...

I don`t know why it looks like the HTC desire Z to me .. Mean...on android side.they show an iPhone not like that

DroidFace or FaceDroid

Not long ago Google too made a terrible phone than this ;-)

Even for laptops they did the same thing Excuse me, why does my play store shows your name? They dont want their cult members to see how better phones are nowadays

aPhone It`s a phone... an android phone

They are just tryna make us Android users feel bad

Nicknamed "Androidy Rubin"

Not gonna lie the body looks like Pixel 3 and the notch is from essential phone! Running pure android can be android one! It`s essential pixel 3 xl

Don`t know, but something made by facebook

Looks like Essential Pixel 3 XL!

Should have demoed it on an LG Wing tbh

You can see that Apple thinks that the use of their phones is better than Android, LOL

Well, I`m going to have to assume since it`s not any current android phone it must be one Apple is working on

It absolutely had to look worse than the iPhone`s Notch

Gotta call it Tim apples wet dream.

At least, it has a smaller notch

The Green Bub of Dub Dub

Y`all need to know that this is the Wiko View 2

They are Apple, you expect them to show a Samsung? Dont be naive.

Found it, HTC wildfire E1 It`s the Vodafone V10, really similar :)

Apple`s mutant android phone is what I wanna call it from now on

I think it`s LG K31

The Blu Chin 4G available for $99

To me that looks like a Galaxy like A series phone. Like an A31

Jeez,I`ve never seen something so ugly.

Its got a smaller notch, Im switching.

They could have easily used a Pixel 3 here to achieve the same thing they are trying to achieve here

The Nexus Nope. Comes with 1 MB RAM, 1 mah battery, Snapdragon 800, and a 0.1 mp macro camera. Records video at 0 FPS due to inability to shoot video. Starts at $0.1000000000000000000000000 dollars USD.

Ive seen this all over twitter, is it too difficult for you guys to understand that this is only for Marketing purposes. They cannot show a phone from another brand that is better than theirs

Some other fruit. Maybe melon mPhone X

Fugly 4G pro max, forehead and chin edition

Love how all you guys are so easily provoced by this

Pretty sure it is an exaggerated LG Stylo 6. I will call it Pixelig == Google new Pixel Android

Imagine if apple made a cheap android phone for extra profits

Passionfruit i-Phoney 24 Max Pro Plus 5G Fold Ultra

But where`s the power button ??

Didnt someone (maybe Prosser?) say we were getting an iPhone with this front facing camera layout? Maybe a source saw this and thought it was for a new iPhone instead of a fake android phone.

this is pretty close i think A slightly better looking version of the Pixel 3xl?

Did you know that when a Mac has to lookup for other PCs in the network (for example for transferring data through ftp or using the migration assistant) this is the icon for Windows PCs? iDroid, I feel it suits with Apple`s portfolio!

At least it suggests that Apples idea of an ugly phone includes a notch. Maybe theres hope after all

the real comparison This just looks like the essential phone

And even three button navigation to show that this is living in the past

No. LG 2022 budget device

S33 Max Pro Plus Ultra 5G touchscreen 6.3 inch smartphone black

Same energy as Apple using old CRT screen icons for PCs when browsing the network in Finder.

the Apple Droid I (roman numeral)

I thought it was the essential phone tbf

There pcs are far worse

It looks like one of those fake android phones from wish

The ZTE Volume Buttonless.

Wait, there`s no power button? Apple did a terrible job.

LG G21... like apple, let`s talk about things that doesn`t exist.

Make the competition look bad, so you look better. Works all the time

Android version: cupcake

Apple iDroid a14 soc best specs on android but it looks this ugly

The InsecurityPhone, `cause Apple`s clearly projecting something here, I just can`t put my finger on exactly what it is.

The Poison Apple? OnePlus 6t from Chernobyl

Appdroid , That`s not Android lol

I`m gonna assume the little guy in the corner is using android

It fits that interface to be honest (is that the real thing?)

Either an Essential Phone or LG. Figuring no one around to complain anymore at those brands

not that bad, only the top bezel is huge, but honestly anything is better than asymmetrical punch hole

Boost Mobile Hot Notch 4G lite

The iPhoney Galaxus 6 Pro Ultra, sold on Lonestar shall be they name!

Xperia has similar designs. Thick bezels

Sony Ericsson Xperia Play (2019 edition)

The Google Insecurity

Wait where`s the power button ?

in Android

I believe that it already has one. The Essential PH-1.

They don`t have confidence to show 2021 android flagship infront of their "top-notch" phone

"The perfect phone design if you get rid of the notch"

Funny thing is that phone definitely has enough room in the forehead to put the camera up there

I will call it "Let`s make it look like a phone designed by someone who hates Android but still has to cater to its audience somehow"

They thought they were slick

They knew current flagship android would make their notch look even more ancient

Did they forget to add a power button?

iPhone dew-drop. ugly design but with a dew drop notch!

The LG Stylo 6 found out that its parent company was getting out of the smartphone business, and coped by eating one too many Hagen Dazs Obviously, this is the elusive Foxconn AI 8K+5G

why is apple so insecure? or are they just petty? or is it both?

Comes with iPhone like long side button but no volume buttons. Maybe haptic triggers?

what name do you have in your mind?

The LG What Could Have Been But Ended Up

 
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