- ⚠️ONLY FOR IPHONE USERS!!⚠️ You would make my day
- I`ve been using @Apple products since 1993
- "XBOX HAS NO GOOD GAMES" Yesterday, I shared an
- The more I tweet positively about Xbox, the more
- iPhone 12s or iPhone 13? I mean im fine
- I was told this was only possible on the
- Okay I wasn`t gonna tweet about the #MicrosoftEvent but
- iPhone - 1 Android - 0 https://t
- As we investigate an issue, voice chat has been
- Today marks the beginning of a new generation of
- And there it is - my teaser from this
- The @flipsampler devs have informed me we are RAMPING
- Windows + android is a smart collab I like
- Microsoft Store on #Windows11 will accept PWAs, UWP, Win32,
- Thanks @Apple for inviting me down to the new
- Im working really hard on a list of
- ANNOUNCEMENT: We finally hit 1k followers! Thank you all
- confession: i do not own a gaming system &
- Today, we announced our collaboration with @Microsoft to bring
- Normalize playing 10 games at the same time This
- NUARE Studio has done work for some of the
- Microsoft officially unveils Windows 11! Here it is: It
- It`s funny how Windows becomes more like macOS in
- 100% Xbox 100% Game Pass 100% PC 200% Not
- Maybe it`s just me but I feel like it`s
- The biggest blow of the Windows 11 reveal has
- Windows 11 is officially official
- Shill me your next 50x #BSC Gem I`m on
- So the Intellivision Amico is allegedly coming out in
- While I appreciate the efforts taken by RIL to
tell us you`re a gamer, without TELLING us you`re
January 30, 2021, 7:35 pm
tell us youre a gamer, without TELLING us youre a gamer
I watch esports for ingame rewards
I once visited Hyrule and had the greatest time kicking chickens !
I enjoy controlling the basic physical actions of a visual fictional character by pressing some plastic buttons.
I still know every map of all Cods and every FH Maps
minecraft is still the best
No life, entitled, escaping reality
Up up down down left right left right B A start
I get disappointed when I break pots and there is no money in it.
The NPC`s in this grocery store are doing nothing for me. Think I`m just gonna mainline it to the cash register and progress to the next level. I`m only really here for the over-powered meat mallet gear anyway! What time do the doors open? (Standing at Best Buy entrance)
Do I get bonus points for having Solitaire open? Sorry, I have to push back telling you till 2022.
I hoard items and never use them, "just in case"
Quarantining was just a continuation of my already present lifestyle
PlayStation is better
When I leave the house I immediately look for a waypoint guiding me to where I need to go.
I spend 6 hours a day at work on the computer using multiple programs, then I go home and do the same thing with only 1 program
My sleeping schedule is beyond inhuman
I dont fight about different consoles
I enjoy a good sea shanty.
ColossusVortex It would be nice to get a xbox.
Last night I was up until 5 in the morning and I WAS NOT having sex
I spend hour behind a screen every day with a death grip on a controller
Life requires putting the right amount of experience in the right attributes
Dragon in another realm
Hope I respawn at home if covid takes me out.
Thats Easy I sit in a chair alone staring in the same direction for hours on end.
Thank you for calling Red Base, this is Private Grif, how may I assist you today?
When I see a random lock somewhere outside, I think I should shoot it. Then I realize I don`t have a gun.
If I see anything shining in the distance I immediately drop to the floor
I play more than just The Sims or Stardew Valley
Hmmmm, I like Character Building Back Stories with Compelling Action along with Life or Death decisions that are nessasary to progress the title forward. How was that for being a Gamer & NOT telling you that I`ve been gaming for over 43 years? None of the deeply true answers to this question are actually funny, and would just trivialize all of the pervasive abuse and toxicity that flows from so many that wear that identity proudly for lols. What is it exactly you were looking for here?
Look! A Three-Headed Monkey!
Not saying I`m a gamer but 31 year under my belt of gaming just saying.
I`ve been a gamer all of my life. It was the friends I`ve made because of them .Some of them are still around some 20+years later. They bring us closer.
I haven`t seen sunlight in 3 weeks
I`ve been working overtime swing-shift so long that i`ve forgotten what a sunrise looks like
got a next gen console should be a good way to say it
i have women issues and that`s okay for now
After 15 years Im about to hit 100k
I`ve been down RainbowRoad
I switch on my TV to watch something and the last used device assumes its next up. when u hear the clorox chime at the end...which they stole from the xbox startup chime!!!!
Borderlands is fun! I`m a gaymer ? I followed the rule lol
Dont make me beat you... and like it
These are my cats, Tex and Griff. They`re named after this Tex and Grif RedVsBlue Halo Im not a gamer, however I have said this statement ironically
Sonic has a rough transition from 2D to 3D
this is all i have to offer :) My hands are both freezing and sweaty at the same time
My computer is worth more than my car
I need to look at my tv multiple hours day to feel sabe and not go into deppression
I got 4 hours of sleep last night
Gotta pick shit ton of narcoberries for the narcotics
Triangle, Triangle , Square, Circle, X, L1, L1, Down, Up
Ey brou The special word of this day is: TruxgoUpload!
Matchmaking while single.
"Searching for a new Usb C Cable"
I have an Xbox and Im a gamer
But Black Lives Matter right
aUrThuR!!! wE nEeD mOrE MoNeY
I think Ive played a fair amount of vidja games POGGERS I havent seen the sunlight in 8 days. My diet consists of 5 monsters a day and the tub of cheese balls. I masturbate to getting a lap dance at the strip club on GTA. I do not know what the touch of a woman feels like.
Ive died a million times and live a thousand lives
Sorry I cant read your tweet, cant pause multiplayer, only single player
Real true gamers dont use Xbox ;)
I fight mythical creatures, street race, play with magical cards, slay demons, and jump on various platforms to get around every day. It`s a very busy life.
Hes one shot hes one shot!!!!!
I`ve designed flights for Airlines all over the world.
I`ve fought Cerberus and the Reapers and can still calculate THAC0.
I`ve got calluses on the tips of my thumbs
I can no longer afford my hobby and even if I could, absolutely nothing with so much as an hdmi port is in stock
I love GTA V (btw is better haha noob)
What is that thing called when you play a game I am one of those that is all I know
Sat in front of Method and Redman in the Konami booth at E3, and it smelled exactly as you would expect it to.
I escape to interactive fantasy worlds.
My couch has a butt imprint and I suffer with carpal tunnel caused by controllers. Achievement unlocked.
Theres a dent in my hair on top if my head. Everyone sjpuld kniw what that is
Ah! Dammit I forgot to water my flowers
I oppress women and minorities
When I`m not gaming, I`m on discord talking to people I`ll never meet in my life but still creating a strong bond with them.
saves the game 60 times before exiting the game
I struggle to talk to women
Bro!!! Hes One Shot!!!!!!!!
I don`t have time right now I have to go kill a murdering psychopath who slaughtered my best friend`s entirely family using a giant sword called the Masamune...
I have the money to buy an expensive piece of tech, but I literally can`t buy it.
All your base, are belong to us.
Many hours gone! But It was worth it!
I completed a GT5 endurance race..... Before you could save polyphony
Steam sales isnt the name of my boat.
-Last spoke 7 years ago-
My girlfriend hates me.
Rock and stone!! For Karl!
Get yourself sorted, youre up next
All your bases are belong to us!
Ive gone through 8 controllers